FUCK: Our most versatile word. By its stress and inflections, it can
describe emotions; no other word can be used with so many
grammatical nuances. It can be used as a noun ("don't give a fuck"),
as an adjective ("it's a fucking beauty"), as a verb in its intransitive
form ("the game was fucked up by the weather"), and in its transitive
form ("he well and truly fucked it up"), in the past tense ("I was
fucked"), in the present tense (" I am fucked"), and in the future
tense ("I'll be fucked").
The word has been used by some very notable people
throughout history, the better known being:
What the fuck was that?! THE MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA
Look at all those fucking Indians! GENERAL CUSTER
Where the fuck is all that water coming from?!
CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC
That's not a real fucking gun?! JOHN LENNON
Who's going to fucking know?! PRESIDENT NIXON
Scattered showers, my fucking arse! NOAH
I didn't want to fucking go anyway! SEB COE
Just as fucking well! PETER ELLIOT
Heads are going to fucking roll! ANNE BOLEYN
Watch him; he'll have some fucker's eye out!
KING HAROLD
Who the fuck said you could smoke?! CAPTAIN OF THE SPACE
SHUTTLE
I thought I could smell fucking petrol! NIKI LAUDA
What fucking log?! RICHARD BRANSON
You want what on the fucking ceiling?! MICHAELANGELO
You can say what you fucking like! PROFESSOR SPOONER
How the fuck do you work that out?! PYTHAGORUS
My fucking secretary's as good as gold! CECIL PARKINSON
I haven't got a fucking clue!
MISS MARPLE
The word has also many everyday uses:
DENIAL : I didn't fucking do it!
PERPLEXITY : I know fuck all about it.
APATHY: Who gives a fuck anyway?
GREETING : How the fuck are you?
RESIGNATION: Oh, fuck it!
PANIC : Let's get the fuck out of here!
DIRECTIONS : Fuck off!
DISBELIEF : How the fuck did you do that?!
